I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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