- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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