- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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