- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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