- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Chuck Norris.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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