- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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