If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

People...

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Cheese

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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