Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

I named my son ps2 controller

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Charlie Sheen

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Your mom went to college

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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