- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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