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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

women's rights.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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