- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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