- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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