Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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