- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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