Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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