- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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