- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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