There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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