- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two baby seals walk into a club.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Faithful men.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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