- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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