- Anti Joke

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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