- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I? Everett

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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