Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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