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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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