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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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