My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what did one computer say to the other .........

Womens rights

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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