- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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