Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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