- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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