- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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