- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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