- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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