Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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