A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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