what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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