- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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