- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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