I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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