- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Okay.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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