- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

. . I am a whale

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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