- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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