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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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