Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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