- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I like that, but why am I happy?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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