A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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