How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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