- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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