- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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