Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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eoin burgin is fat

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Turkey Balls

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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