asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What if I told you.....potatoe

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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