- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man penetrates another man.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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