- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!