human centipede

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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