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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

i just wrote this so hard

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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