- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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