When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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