- Anti Joke

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.