- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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