- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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