What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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DERP

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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