- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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