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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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