- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

a man checks his mypsace

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

justin beiber sucks

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Poker face

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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