- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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