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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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