- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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