Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I'm Polish.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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