What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

u know whats a crime? rape

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is life? Paul.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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