- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Who wants water? I do.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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