I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

i saw amango it splootered

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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