- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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