What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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