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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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