- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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