- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

hi penis ham telephone

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

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