- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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