Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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