How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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