Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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womens rights

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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kathryn atkins

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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