- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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