- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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