roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

An anti-joke

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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