- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock Knock Who's there

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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