- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why did you poop because you are a poop

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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