How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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