Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

women's rights.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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