Are you black? Kill yourself.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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