Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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