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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

The child was fired from his job.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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