A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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