Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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* anti-punchline

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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The global news

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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