A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is life? Paul.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops