- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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