What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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