Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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