- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Everybody will die

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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