- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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