Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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