- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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