- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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