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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Potassium? K.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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