Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what are you mike bibby?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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