What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

haha black people :D

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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