A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what are you mike bibby?

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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