- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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