- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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