a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Alchohol.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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