- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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