There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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