- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Get on the boat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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