Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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