- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

someone called someone else a frog

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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