- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

women's rights.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

knock knock come in !

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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