- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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