Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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