What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why? Why not?

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Chuck Norris.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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