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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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