read this sentence again.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Sarah Palin.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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My jeans

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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