- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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