- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Take part of what?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??