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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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