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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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