Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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