Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Once upon a time a was born

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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AIDS

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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