- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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