WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A American seeking into mexico

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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