Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

black chicken. kfc

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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