what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Fat? Jesse Z

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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