- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

The child was fired from his job.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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