Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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