- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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