Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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