What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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