What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Lololol

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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