Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what are you mike bibby?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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