They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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