- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.