Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Lololol

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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