- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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