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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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