Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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a man checks his mypsace

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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