Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Gay rights.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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