Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

woman's rights

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Barack Obama is a good president.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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