- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

whats green and lives in the water

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Drew Knowles is gay

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