- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

the WNBA.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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