How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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